You Found Me

7 Sep

…followed up with “Please Don’t Leave Me”!

Welcome to all the lovely ladies (and gentlemen?) visiting today from SITS!! I am so honored to have you all visiting and hopefully I won’t be offending too many of you as you peruse my, shall we say, “colorful” blog.

Some might say I use inappropriate language. Others may say I’m “classless”.

And by “others”, I mean my mother.

So you’ve had your fair warning. I do enjoy an occasional F-bomb or D-bag or taking our dear sweet baby Jesus’s name in vain.

And by “occasional”, I mean please expect it to happen roughly every other sentence in any given post.

On a slow day.

Besides being a dirty birdie in the language category, I am an otherwise super square “normie” mom of Baby Bee and wife to Mr. Bee. We’ve been trying to conceive Baby Numero Dos for about nine months now with no success. Hence all the F-bombs I have to drop. See, it’s really not my fault. My uterus makes me do it. My cold, barren, thoughtless uterus.

And my vagina’s not much better.

Also, you might have noticed that I attempt to title all my posts with song titles, which is actually easier than it sounds. Unless I’m posting about TiVo Junkie stuff (my other, much more neglected, blog), in which case I try to use HI-larious quotes from the episode I’m recapping, like the first episode of this season’s Project Runway when Tim Gunn told one of the designers that he was “…worried that [the outfit] is going to look like a halter diaper.” I mean, I can’t make that kind of funny up.

Besides my addiction to coarse language and television, I also sometimes take care of my two-year daughter and fancy myself a professional wedding coordinator (but, shhh! We wouldn’t want my clients reading things like this!).

So now that you know a little bit about me, please have yourself a look around. Mi Blog Es Tu Blog. It’s Open House Day on Mom to Bee!

But please, you can keep your shoes on.

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Song title: You Found Me by The Fray & Please Don’t Leave Me by P!nk

55 Responses to “You Found Me”

  1. Margaret (Nanny Goats) September 7, 2009 at 9:48 am #

    Hang on! Totally confused here. I can’t possibly be the first commenter…UNLESS…
    … you have some sort of approval thing going on and really, 150 ppl have already left their comments here to congratulate you on your featured day. YEAH, that must be it.

    I love this post! You funny lady!

    • Mama Bee September 7, 2009 at 11:36 am #

      Hi Margaret!

      No, you weren’t the first. Instead, I was completely retarded and set my “Welcome from SITSas!” post to go live at 12 (noon) instead of midnight last night. Needless to say, many a forehead was whacked when I realized it (and luckily for my family, it was mostly just *my* forehead)…

  2. Helene September 7, 2009 at 9:50 am #

    Congrats on your SITS day!! I love, love, love your sense of humor!!!!

  3. Leah September 7, 2009 at 10:20 am #

    HAHAHAH F-bomb and d-bag and B-tard… need to make their way to my blog more instead of @$$……

  4. Danielle September 7, 2009 at 10:26 am #

    Congrats on your SITS day!

  5. Melissa Miller September 7, 2009 at 10:29 am #

    Congrats on your featured SITS Day! You are freaking hiarious! I totally enjoyed my visit.

    Have a wonderful Labor Day!
    ~Warmly, Melissa :)

  6. Christy September 7, 2009 at 10:42 am #

    Congrats on your special day!!! I loved reading your intro post and look forward to browsing around your blog. Have a great labor day!

  7. JaelCustomDesigns September 7, 2009 at 10:47 am #

    Congratulations on your SITS Day!

    You’re hilarious!

  8. Dawn September 7, 2009 at 10:50 am #

    Happy SITS Day Mom-To-Bee!!!

    ROFL “My uterus makes me do it. My cold, barren, thoughtless uterus.”

    ((Hugs)) Dawn

  9. T. Anne September 7, 2009 at 10:50 am #

    You’re a hoot! Love your blog. If you add me I’ll add you and I’d be honored to hang out with y’all.

  10. CougarTales September 7, 2009 at 10:54 am #

    Stopping over from SITS. Stop by for a visit!
    – CougarTales

  11. Bethany September 7, 2009 at 10:55 am #

    Congrats on your SITS day! I actually JUST got back from a trip to your state! Your blog looks hilarious, can’t wait to look around :)

  12. Amanda September 7, 2009 at 11:41 am #

    Well, I would have to agree with dear mom… I prefer a blog without vulgarities and with class… but seeing as I have only read one post of yous, I will hold out judgment as of yet.

    Hope your SITS day is WONDERFUL!

    God bless-

  13. Darcel September 7, 2009 at 11:45 am #

    Happy SITS Day to you!

  14. Kelly September 7, 2009 at 11:45 am #

    F-bombs and d-bags are like my favorite think in the world, so I may have to start stalking you. :) Happy SITS day!

  15. Tania @ Larger Family Life September 7, 2009 at 11:46 am #

    Congratulations on your SITS day!

  16. Amethyst Moon September 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm #

    Stopped by from SITS, and I like it here! Congrats on your day!

  17. Amanda September 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm #

    Happy SITS day!

  18. Brandie September 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm #

    Congrats on being the featured blogger! Enjoy your special day!

  19. Mrs. J September 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm #

    Uh, Leah will fit into your little hive ever so nicely, because really? “b-tards?” That’s the funniest shit ever. And for once the shortened version is way better than the actual word!!

  20. melanie September 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm #

    Happy sits day!!

  21. Kara September 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm #

    I love you sense of humor, and actually appreciate the occasional, or more often than not f-bomb!

    Bomb’s away! You have a new follower!!

    Happy SITS day!

  22. Sydney September 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm #

    congrats on your SITS day! enjoy it!

  23. Jennifer September 7, 2009 at 1:37 pm #

    And the “halter diaper” got voted “out”. Go figure. I LOVE that show.

    Stopping by from SITS. Congrats on FB. Hope you have a great day.

  24. Kristen September 7, 2009 at 2:08 pm #

    I too am a total F-Bomber. Congrats on being featured!

  25. Alanda G. September 7, 2009 at 2:16 pm #

    Thanks for keeping it real; we are only human. I would feel too perfect as a mom if I did not slip every now and then. Visiting from SITS, happy featured day!

  26. T September 7, 2009 at 2:19 pm #

    Happy SITS day!

  27. mandy September 7, 2009 at 2:55 pm #

    Visiting from SITS. Congrats on being featured. Love your style, you have a new follower :)

  28. Pearl Wisdom September 7, 2009 at 3:05 pm #

    damn that AM/PM thing. hey, i dont know if i like all these comments. my witty and charming snippets might get lost in all the melee and you will fall out of love with me. oh my heart hurts already.

    hahaha! congrats on your SITS day! now can we get back to talking about your butt please?

  29. Kim @ Fist Full of Dandelions September 7, 2009 at 3:16 pm #

    Congrats on your SITS day!

  30. Brittany September 7, 2009 at 3:22 pm #

    Happy SITS day!!!!

  31. Becky @ Farmgirl Paints September 7, 2009 at 4:33 pm #

    Hey Girl…HAPPY SITS DAY! I love that you are addicted to all things entertaining, I AM TOO! I’m off to look at more of your site. Have a great day.

  32. JennyMac September 7, 2009 at 4:49 pm #

    Congrats on your spotlight via SITS! I love that you said dirty birdie…:)

  33. Valerie September 7, 2009 at 4:59 pm #

    Congrats on being FB today!! Great blog. Hope you have a great SITS day!!

  34. pehpot September 7, 2009 at 5:07 pm #

    Congrats on your SITS day! I would love to hear more of your F’s LOL .. really this site is very fun to read.

    Make or Break

  35. BethP September 7, 2009 at 5:18 pm #

    Happy SITS feature day! I love your blog and I love even more your reference to Tim Gunn and the halter diaper! Good luck for the future of TTC for you and Mr. Bee. I look forward to reading your blog more!

  36. Trenches of Mommyhood September 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm #

    Happy SITS day, lady! I love your blog with its sarcasm and wit – my kind of writing!

  37. Sandra September 7, 2009 at 6:12 pm #

    Happy Sits day! Your website looks lovely.

  38. kelly September 7, 2009 at 6:20 pm #

    happy SITS day. i enjoy many of the same things as you, including foul language, and if my daughter’s first word does not contain four letters i’ll be amazed – i was talking about MA MA you dirty bird.

    anyhoo, come give me a visit and if you like it and decide to follow i’ll be happy to return the favor and the flavor!

  39. supah September 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm #

    I love that you are a fellow f bomber.


    enjoyed my visit thus far,. but I stepped in dog shit before i came in..

    shoes on.. still okay?


  40. Rachael September 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm #

    Yay! Happy SITS day to you!

  41. Dale Ottley September 7, 2009 at 7:30 pm #

    I laughed out loud when I read your “about me.”

    “This blog is often a stream of consciousness mixed in with a not-so-subtle case of Tourette’s.” Classic! I just love that you said that…LOLOLOLOL.

  42. Dale Ottley September 7, 2009 at 7:30 pm #

    Oh and happy SITS day to you!! Congratulations, good job!

  43. Kim's Korner September 7, 2009 at 7:38 pm #

    Hope you had a great SITS day!

    Your uncensored surburbia seems like a pretty cool place to visit :-)

  44. Sarah September 7, 2009 at 7:57 pm #

    Happy SITS day to you!!! I can’t wait to check out some of your nonfeatured posts and read you uncensored=)

    Stop by and visit sometime.


  45. TGF Mom September 7, 2009 at 8:13 pm #

    Felicidades on your SITS day! love the spanglish. I’ll love to follow your blog, lets swap buttons, if you have :)

  46. Priscilla September 7, 2009 at 8:16 pm #

    Happy SITS day. And best of luck getting numero dos. :) I wish I had numero one.

    Btw, I love your last name!

  47. jandy September 7, 2009 at 8:57 pm #

    Happy SITS day!

    So glad to have founf both SITS and You all in one day. must be my lucky day!

  48. Jen September 8, 2009 at 12:15 am #

    So I have to admit, your blog just might be my new daily obsession. Love the way you write!

  49. MommyBrainNW September 8, 2009 at 12:27 am #

    Ummmmm, yeah, you had me at “classless.”

    I’ll be back :)

  50. Misty September 8, 2009 at 7:08 am #

    Sorry I didn’t make it by on time. I hope you enjoyed your special SITS Day!

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