You Found Me

7 Sep

…followed up with “Please Don’t Leave Me”!

Welcome to all the lovely ladies (and gentlemen?) visiting today from SITS!! I am so honored to have you all visiting and hopefully I won’t be offending too many of you as you peruse my, shall we say, “colorful” blog.

Some might say I use inappropriate language. Others may say I’m “classless”.

And by “others”, I mean my mother.

So you’ve had your fair warning. I do enjoy an occasional F-bomb or D-bag or taking our dear sweet baby Jesus’s name in vain.

And by “occasional”, I mean please expect it to happen roughly every other sentence in any given post.

On a slow day.

Besides being a dirty birdie in the language category, I am an otherwise super square “normie” mom of Baby Bee and wife to Mr. Bee. We’ve been trying to conceive Baby Numero Dos for about nine months now with no success. Hence all the F-bombs I have to drop. See, it’s really not my fault. My uterus makes me do it. My cold, barren, thoughtless uterus.

And my vagina’s not much better.

Also, you might have noticed that I attempt to title all my posts with song titles, which is actually easier than it sounds. Unless I’m posting about TiVo Junkie stuff (my other, much more neglected, blog), in which case I try to use HI-larious quotes from the episode I’m recapping, like the first episode of this season’s Project Runway when Tim Gunn told one of the designers that he was “…worried that [the outfit] is going to look like a halter diaper.” I mean, I can’t make that kind of funny up.

Besides my addiction to coarse language and television, I also sometimes take care of my two-year daughter and fancy myself a professional wedding coordinator (but, shhh! We wouldn’t want my clients reading things like this!).

So now that you know a little bit about me, please have yourself a look around. Mi Blog Es Tu Blog. It’s Open House Day on Mom to Bee!

But please, you can keep your shoes on.

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Song title: You Found Me by The Fray & Please Don’t Leave Me by P!nk

55 Responses to “You Found Me”

  1. Marrdy September 8, 2009 at 7:49 am #

    Sorry I missed your SITS day. Hope it was great!

  2. kelly September 8, 2009 at 8:34 am #

    thanks for coming to give me a visit at SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB – hopefully we’ll connect soon and i can change your mind about heaven :) in all honesty, i have struggled w/ whether it was true or just a fairy tale to help us sleep better at night, but then i read something in tolstoy that convinced me there IS a God. That we would not be civilized thru reason, but only by divine intervention, because it is man’s character to be irrational and oppress all who hinder the satisfaction of our desires; however, God commands us to behave outside of our character. make sense? too deep for this early in the morning, but anyhow, thanks again! hope to see you back sometime soon if i haven’t frightened you off with all the God talk :)

  3. Kim September 8, 2009 at 8:52 pm #

    Happy SITS day!

  4. Megan September 9, 2009 at 12:38 am #

    Too stinkin funny!!!

    A {belated} CONGRATS on your SITS day!!! =D

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