Worst Critic

14 Mar

First of all, I totally apologize for the photo-heavy posts lately! I have to take this crawl out of the pit of sleep-deprivation and bloglessness slowly…

So last weekend, for my parent’s 40th wedding anniversary (which, wow, seriously. FORTY YEARS!?), the whole family got together for a professional photo shoot.

Yeah, I know. I’m a total photo whore. I can’t get enough of professional photos! It’s getting slightly ridiculous.

Anywho, we received a few sneak peeks from the photographer (Jessica Hamlin Photography = winning!). Upon viewing the photo, I realized that I have a photo checklist that I go through in my head to decide whether or not the photo, or more honestly ME in the photo, passes judgment.

Here is the photo:
The Family

Here is my mental checklist of myself:
My Neurosis

Final Judgment:
Babies are the best camouflage ever! Will now be carrying a baby in front of my stomach wherever I go.

Thank you Jessica Hamlin Photography for the awesome photos!

Song title: Worst Critic by Daize

5 Responses to “Worst Critic”

  1. Arla-Shay March 14, 2011 at 10:14 am #

    Well, *almost* the whole family…

  2. yourownpersonalstalker March 14, 2011 at 10:24 am #

    i love all of the photos you post, don’t stop!

    and please continue to be a professional photo whore… i think it makes up for the fact that my family hasnt had one single professional photo shoot EVAR!! booo!!!!

    and on the topic of SPANX, i bought a “Suddenly Skinny” tank top from Tahr-Jay (bc im cheap) to assist me in sucking in what looks like a 20wk baby bump. can i just say that they should rename this product to “Suddenly Sausage”. i almost pass out when i wear it bc it totally stops blood flow from my waist up. but it takes off a good 1/2 inch! worth it!!

    • Mama Bee March 16, 2011 at 10:19 am #

      Um, I’m TOTALLY wearing the Target tank in this photo! LOVE them! Sissy lent me a few and then I immediately went out and bought a billion more upon discovering their magic. My problem? I sweat like a fat hog when I wear them. But a little/lot of sweat trickling in to my ass crack is worth not having a gigantor fat tire around the middle most of the time…

  3. Lin March 14, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    Great photo :)

  4. Rachael March 23, 2011 at 12:06 am #

    Such a good looking family!

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