(Wo)Man in the Mirror

6 May

The other day, I was sitting with Bee as we thumbed through a Disney Princess storybook. My lovely daughter, who is currently obsessed with my ever-growing prego bewbs, pointed at a photo and said:

“Mommy! She has boobies like you!”

Normally being compared to a Disney character wouldn’t be a problem. Might even be a compliment.

ursula (aka Mama Bee apparently)

Yeah, uh, not so much.

And then she topped off the compliment with, “And she’s growing big like you!!”

Excuse me while I go kill myself.

Song title: Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson

4 Responses to “(Wo)Man in the Mirror”

  1. Erin May 6, 2010 at 1:45 pm #

    “You’ve got your looks, your pretty face, and don’t underestimate the importance of BOOOODDDDDDYYY language – HA!”

  2. Pearl Wisdom May 6, 2010 at 2:08 pm #

    Tj has told me that I look like a whale and walk like a penguin. And she has also taken to calling me “mama Mia”. Feel the love?

  3. EW May 6, 2010 at 6:40 pm #

    Hmmm. I’m not seeing the resemblance. B and Z must’ve learned the art of giving compliments together. Every time Z goes potty (he uses one of those things that goes over the big hole so their little bottom doesn’t fall in) he tells me that I don’t need to use the special potty seat because I have a big bottom and I don’t need to worry about falling in. Yeah, thanks.

  4. Rachael May 6, 2010 at 9:31 pm #

    Oh. My. God. That is hysterical. I mean, yeah, I’m sorry but… still funny.

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