When You Hot You Hot

29 Jul

I imagine what most people do when it is nearly 100 degrees outside…

Go to the pool/beach/lake?
Turn on the air conditioning?
Hunker down inside the mall/movie theater where it’s nice and cool?

While all those options sounded enticing when the temperature INSIDE my house reached the mid-80′s…

that's the temperature INSIDE

Yeah, that was the temperature INSIDE the house around noon yesterday. By 8:00 p.m., it was 88 degrees inside. DOWNSTAIRS.

Ker-azy.

So what did I do to cool down?

What else? I rearranged the furniture in the hottest room of the house and organized the pantry.

For some reason, I finally got a bee (har har) in my bonnet and decided that today was the day to, well, you know, be able to find any particular item in our pantry.

Before it was organized, it looked something like this:

Junky junk

Seriously, I think I saw a 1964 Buick in there once.

But now, everything has a place and nearly everything is in it’s place.

I'm not suggesting that I'm that organized. That would make me a monster...

You know that guy, the real estate agent who had some reality show on Bravo, and everyone thought he was crazy and OCD because he insisted on having all the labels of the bottle water in the fridge facing forward?

Yeah, I totally want to be like him someday. I shit you not.

The only problem is that my innate sloth-ness overpowers (so far) my insane OCD. If I was less lazy, I swear my house would be spotless.

Too many snacks. Nom nom nom.

It would probably also help the OCD if I would stop buying things in bulk.

I’ve obviously discovered that my family should be banned from Costco for life. Or join some sort of Addicts Anonymous program for people who can’t say no to purchasing large boxes of snacks that we never finish.

I pretty much threw away enough stale crackers to feed Guam. Or New Guinea.

I always forget which is which.

Song title: When You Hot You Hot by DJ Honda

4 Responses to “When You Hot You Hot”

  1. Yaya July 29, 2009 at 5:57 am #

    Good job organizing! Yeah, our house hit 87 yesterday. Oh!

  2. Lindsay July 29, 2009 at 6:08 pm #

    It’s 93 in our condo right now. Our poor cats are dying of heat! I am about ready to throw them in the bathtub or something. That might be a bit dangerous though. =)

  3. Betts July 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm #

    I think either Guam or New Guinea would appreciate your stale crackers. When I organize my pantry, I just eat everything I can’t find a place for.

  4. Allison September 7, 2009 at 8:26 am #

    OMG@! i totally have the exact same picture of my pantry after i organised it. I can’t find it so instead I’ll show you my post on why I love Julia Roberts…

    http://allycupe.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/why-i-love-julia/

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