What is the one thing every stay-at-home-mom with a tantrum-throwing preschooler and an almost five-month old baby needs for Christmas?
Did you guess a 1000 piece puzzle?
Yeah, neither did I.
I’ll get right on that, right after I get more than two hours consecutive sleep and get to go to the bathroom unaccompanied by a minor.
Song title: Ungrateful Lady by John Holy