Comments on: The Parent Trap

By: Pearl Wisdom

Pearl Wisdom — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:22:59 +0000

doooode, i think i pooped the entire 90 something minutes that i was pushing. and i couldnt have cared less. much better than the mandatory enema of our mother’s day if you ask me.

oh and i love the coming home to “Mommmmmmmm-meeeeeeeee!” part. That is the best.

By: Mama Bee

Mama Bee — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:02:39 +0000

Hey Lindsay, just remember: you are far too busy pushing a giant baby out of your vagina to care about the pooping shooting out of your butt!

Did that make you feel better?

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:43:23 +0000

A good friend of mine who has been a part of several of her friends births told the girl (aka: me) who wasn’t sure she wanted to have children the whole “poo on the table during labor” situation and every other scary thing about having a child. I just about died. Still not sure about the kids…but [Mama Bee] thanks for putting it into words that it really “isn’t as bad as it sounds”. =)

By: Amy FB

Amy FB — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:01:30 +0000

You are totally right – being a parent is the best experience I’ve had. Luckily, my childless friends are slowing starting to reproduce. For some reason the horror stories of parenting bond us parents together.

By: Denise

Denise — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:02:00 +0000

Isn’t it fun to freak out the ‘childless hipsters’ with all the crazy stories?? Luckily my friends have still decided to have babies after hearing all my stories. Honestly, I kinda wish someone had warned me while I was still childless and innocent.

By: Mira

Mira — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:06:27 +0000

and the once in a while when they want to sit in your lap while you rock in the recliner? OMG. So good I forgot not to get pregnant again. Having lost all pride and vanity, it’s actually easier. Who cares what I look like, I’d rather sleep than primp. These people have no idea how sad their lives are without these little people loving them…Well written!