The Devil Went Down to Georgia
10 Mar
And by “Georgia”, I mean “my house and took over the body of my toddler” because…
Oh. My. Goodness.
Sorry. Language, I know.
HOLY. FUCK.
Seriously, people. The last four days have been torment.
It all started on Saturday when the Mr. and I thought we’d treat Bee to a Dinosaur Day at a museum up in Seattle. It was eh. I mean, where were all the dancing and singing dinosaurs from Dinosaur Train? All I saw was a bunch of bones and leaves in rocks. Yawn.
On the way home, Bee slept for a whopping thirty minutes and refused to take another nap.
Then next day, the same thing (minus the boring skeletons) except with only a FIFTEEN minute nap in the car.
By Monday, she was so strung out that, again, she refused to nap. And THEN her and her BFF decided to jump on her toddler bed and broke it.
And fuck if I’m bending my fat, prego ass over her bed to try to fix it.
Oh, this is probably where I should mention that Mr. Bee left Sunday for a business trip across the country.
So, yeah. This week has been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesomesauce.
But I am very proud of my week-long streak of eating out. I fear it will be broken this evening since the Mr. is actually back home.
But, honestly, as long as the bed gets fixed and I don’t have to sleep with toddler feet kicking my face all night, I’ll be good.
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I’ve realized that slacking on Baby Numero Dos shit happens before the baby is even born, so I forced myself to get a pregnant photo taken this weekend. Enjoy, my friends.
Song title: The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels
I *heart* the stick figure baby. THAT, my friend, is awesomesauce.
Holy crap you’re 18 weeks preggo already???
You look adorable, you beotch. How dare you.
I LOVE that yellow top on you – HAWT!!
I hear you. No one tells you how frustrating toddlers are right before age three! She will get past it soon…really.
Ah, yes. The joys of parenting …
Mike
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You are funny! I just found your blog thru another site…! it made me remember being pregnant three times…as big as a house three times…my thing was crackers with butter in the middle of the night; jalapenos in the daytime, or chicken soup from a particular restaurant…
Hang in there!….