Don’t forget to enter our very first Giveaway for free Tea children’s clothing!
Seriously, it’s free stuff, people! Don’t get lazy on me now!!
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After being told that I need to post far more often to appease the masses (read: the two people that actually read this piece of shit blog), I’ve decided to create “The Buzz”, which is a fun bee-related way of saying “You are about to read a bunch of random shit that won’t make up an entire blog post and will probably not be at all entertaining.”
See how “The Buzz” is far more catchy?
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The other day, a friend of mine, while describing the blogs she reads, compared me to…wait for it…The Bloggess.
Needless to say, I wet myself a little.
And then realized that my friend must be popping pills to think that I am in any way as funny as The Bloggess.
Or illiterate.
Could be both.
2:39 pm on July 30th, 2009
Dude – you are WAY funny. I log in every day and you almost always make me laugh, and I don’t laugh easily. I’m totally addicted to your blog. Don’t sell yourself short – there are food particles on my monitor from snorting food out my nose because of you.
3:30 pm on July 30th, 2009
“almost” always make you laugh?! Fuck, now you’ve given me a REAL complex!!
8:21 am on August 1st, 2009
You just totally made me all blushy.
8:24 am on August 1st, 2009
Holy shit balls. You just made me wet myself again by commenting! ::bows down::