Thank you so much to everyone that participated in my Philosophy Bath Set/Blog Love Giveaway last week!

And the (randomly chosen) winner is…

Darnonymous!!!

Please email me to discuss getting your prize (mom_to_bee@yahoo.com).

Since my blog template is retarded or something and didn’t show everyone’s lovely suggestions, here is a full list of all the recommended blogs for those of you that need to freshen up your readers (The blogs are guaranteed to make your reader Massengill* fresh):

A Little Pregnant
The Adventures of Ashlyn Grace Ingling
Barefoot Foodie
Cake Wrecks
Charm School Reject
Cookin’ A Goonie
Daring Young Mom
Go Fug Yourself
Maybe If You Just Relax
Jennsylvania
What Could Happen?
LaLa Girl
Princess Melissa
Scary Mommy
STFU Parents
All & Sundry
There I Fixed It
The Spohrs Are Multiplying
Yellow Trash Diaries

Once I have a chance to read all these lovely blog suggestions, I’ll pull out a favorite for a special prize!

But as for now, I have seven days of TiVo that I need to catch up on before I start getting the shakes. And why the fuck didn’t someone tell me that Top Chef AND Project Runway had started?! Jesus Christ people. How did I not know this?!?!

*Serious extra bonus points for anyone who knew that the douche was called MassenGILL not MassenGALE. WTF. I’ve been mispronouncing it for YEARS!
Song title: Take a Bath by The Kottonmouth Kings