Mom to Bee

Top 10 Signs That You Are Too Old To Shop At Teen Boutique Stores At The Mall (including, but not limited to, XXI Forever [you're not fooling anyone with those shiny roman letters, Forever 21], Abercrombie & Fitch, H&M, Hollister, Wet Seal…) 10. You need a bikini wax to wear their medium rise jeans. 9. [...]

Sometimes I’m convinced that I suffer from some sort of mom amnesia. Momnesia, if you will. I will do some of the dumbest shit that even a mom with a one-day old is smart enough not to do. Take this past Tuesday, for example. First, I started the day by waking up two hours before [...]

I am totally an information junkie. I could (and do) spend all day watching and reading news, blogs, and/or researching whatever new obsession I might conjure up that particular day. But I know I’m not alone when I say that recently the news has been fucking depressing. If it is not a mass shooting somewhere, [...]

Yesterday morning, I was a prisoner in my own home. “Jesus Christ, Mama Bee! What the fuck has got your panties in a bunch today?!” you say. Watch your mouth, little lady! We don’t say “panties” in the Hive. Fuck, why don’t you just say “moist” and “naughty” while you’re at it. Jesus, you kiss [...]