Mom to Bee

When we last left our tale of Vegas Debauchery (Click here for Day One and Day Two) your dearest Mama was druuuuuuuuunk and partying it up at the Venetian’s Tao Nightclub. I had just left the VIP booth filled with Chicagoans Chicagoites douche bags from Chicago to use a bathroom with a see-through door. Upon [...]

To read about Day One in Vegas, go here. First of all, how in the hell is it Friday Saturday already? I feel like I was hungover and clutching my stomach just yesterday… Secondly, I totally forgot to add in the Day One post that we had dinner that night at a Mexican restaurant at [...]

Why is the grass always greener? Whenever someone you know is buying a new home or going on a vacation, it seems so exciting and magical. Why can’t I go on a fancy schmancy trip? And I’d LOVE to move! Until you do it. Then you realize that moving is a gigantic pain in the [...]

A girlfriend of mine, who is getting married this August, is having her Bachelorette party the first weekend in May. In Las Vegas. This Bachelorette party is destined to be chock full of drinking and debauchery, with a sprinkling of laying poolside in between events with strippers (gag). (I’m sure you’d think with all my [...]