First of all, thank you thank you thank you to all of you Bee Lovers (remember: it’s okay to love your bee, just don’t LOVE your bee) for entering in my first Big Girl Blogger Giveaway!
It touches the warm cockles of my heart, even the deeper sub-cockle region, to read all the awesome comments you left for moi and that you would go to such lengths to support both Mom to Bee and SugarBabies! (I now understand why all those blog giveaways make you go through all that bullshit to enter…sorry, dudettes. Uh, but it’s totally gonna happen again, so get used to it! ha!)
Okay, so enough “They like me, they really like me” bullshit, right?
The winner of the First Mom To Bee – Free As A Bumble Bee Giveaway is…

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Oh, wait, you want to know who #39 is?!
Jesus, you people are never pleased are you.
Unless I’m getting a camera shoved up my ass, then you’re all “ooooh! Tell us more! I live in Belgium and love ass cameras!”
You fickle, fickle readers, you.
The winner of the contest is…
…wait for it…
Congratulations, Pearl!! I swear to GOD that the winner was chosen super randomly. There are elaborate Excel spreadsheets and online randomizers to prove it!
To thank you readers that went above and beyond in your contestology or contestification, if you will, I’m going to send some Starbucks Gift Cards out to the five people who had the most entries!
Those top fives are: Denise O., CoreyAnn, Denelle, Teddi Y., and Erica Y.!!
So if you want your prizes, please email me at mom_to_bee@yahoo.com!
Congratulations, Pearl, Denise, CoreyAnn, Denelle, Teddi and Erica and thank you to everyone who participated!
I promise that this giveaway won’t be the last! Muuuuaaahaha!
Song title: Winner by Ne-Yo











