Mom to Bee

Due to popular demand from my stalkers fans (you know, the fans that wanted me to Skype the whole process), here is the continuing saga of, well, my ass (or more accurately, my colonoscopy). When we left our ass-tastic story, your truly was settled up on the toilet with her laptop sitting on a chair [...]

When I left you on Monday, I was just starting the delicious laxative prep prescription to make my bowels shiny and clean for my colonoscopy. What I somehow failed to mentioned was that, by the time I started drinking the shit stuff, I was already is a piss poor mood. Seriously, not eating any solid [...]