Mom to Bee

Today is the beginning of my Katie Couric-esque blogging of my impending colonoscopy. Being that my procedure is tomorrow afternoon, today I began my Clear Liquid Diet, which, really, should just be called the Get Ready To Be F-ing Hungry Diet. This is what I CAN eat: – Water (I kid you not, it’s at [...]

Because I have nothing else for you until poo starts to explosively shoot out of my butt this evening (and, oh yes, I will be blogging from the toilet), please enjoy a text conversation I had with my Sissy last night as I sat around waiting for a wedding to end. Sissy: Watcha doin 2morrow? [...]

Well, I finally did it. In the on-going saga that is my butt, I finally did the unthinkable. I made an appointment to get my butt looked at. From the inside. Yep, that’s right. Mama Bee is going all Katie Couric on you and will be blogging about her colonoscopy. I mean, shit, if having [...]