Mom to Bee

Due to my spare time being limited to, well, who are we kidding? I don’t have any spare time lately. Between scooping up the wreckage of blow out diapers and attempting to not fall asleep while watching the fortieth consecutive episode of The Backyardigans with Bee, catching up on the TiVo and especially blogging about [...]

Okay, I know, the one episode recap it takes all week TWO WEEKS to write is the finale, right?! But since it’s been OVER 100 degrees outside (and around 90 degrees inside my house) and now back down in the 60’s, I feel like I’ve got a little bit of an excuse (either heat exhaustion [...]

I’ll be working on my Bachelorette Finale Recap first thing in the morning, but until then, what did you think of Jillian’s final choice, my lovely Interwebs? Were you Team Ed, Team Kiptyn or Team Reid? To be fair to ABC, I’m pretty sure that was the Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever! Song title: My [...]

This week’s special episode of the Bachelorette was the Men Tell All. Or should I say, the most dramatic and controversial Men Tell All EVAR. Nope. I shouldn’t say that. Mostly, because it was as boring as fuck. First of all, why was Jillian not in-studio the whole time? And couldn’t have some wardrobe person [...]

As we all sit and wait impatiently to find out which Bachelor needs to get a prescription for Viagra, we first are subjected to Jillian’s unique insights regarding the final three men (as she write J + ? in the sand, of course – gag). And frolics in the sand and surf (double gag). “I [...]

After about 15 minutes of “I can’t believe I’m in Spain” bull shit, we finally get to delve in to the FINAL FOUR BACHELORS on The Bachelorette! Squeee! Because traveling to Spain is what everyone does on their fifth date (right?), ABC sent the four remaining losers, uh, I mean, bachelors to meet Jillian in [...]

This week, the Bachelors finally get to shrug off the heavy weight of that maple leaf flag and head on back to the States. Pennsylvania Powwows Jillian, donned in her Bachelorette Trademarked skinny jeans and boots, first visits Reid’s hometown of Philadelphia, PA. Is it just me or did Jillian seem drunk before she even [...]

Since I missed a recap of last week’s episode, we’ll start this week with a quick rundown of last week’s events: We started with 10 guys left in Whistler persuing our cute little Canadian koala bear. Seriously, though. Doesn’t Jillian look like a koala bear?! It’s kind of creepy. In general, Michael was still acting [...]

Another week, a couple more hearts to break (including mine if Jillian decides to keep that nut-job/foot sexual predator Tanner around). With thirteen men left, Jillian definitely still has her choice of super hawt and awesome (like Ed and Jake) or the uber douche (like Wes and Juan). This week, our lovely Bachelorette and her [...]

As we join our Always-The-Best-Friend-Never-the-Girlfriend Jillian and her hopeless, helpless Bachelors back at their Californian estate, we have the opportunity to reflect, briefly, on… Why the fuck do I watch this show again? Oh yeah, I remember. To watch 25 30 totally losers fight to “win” a girl even though statistics say that their relationship [...]