Rambling On

8 Apr

Since I have about 35 draft posts that have never come to fruition, I’m going to be a huge Ravings of a Mad Housewife copy cat and post a couple of blog farts for you this wonderful afternoon!

Sunshine Productivity
I can not tell you how productive I have been the last three days. You must be asking yourself, “Why? How?! Where is Mama Bee and who the hell are you, you god damn imposter!?!”

Dude. I hear ya. It’s fucked up, right? Being productive at home is kind of against my nature.

But something weird happened this last weekend and continued until yesterday.


The weather this week has been ridiculously great. And by “ridiculously great” I mean that it didn’t SNOW. And, well, the sun was out and it was warm. We even opened up the house and got a great breeze going through the house!

Proof that we actually got out and enjoyed the sun!

Proof that we actually got out and enjoyed the sun!

Somehow this weather change was like Redbull for the Soul (trademark!). Fuck that Chicken Soup crap. Mama needs more than bird in broth.

Any who, I not only cleaned up all of Baby Bee’s toys from Worm Invasion 2009, but actually organized our whole desk/kitchen area, starting setting up our office (finally), and started some overly ambitious projects for Bee’s upcoming birthday in a couple weeks.

It’s kind of freaking me out (the cleaning AND the fact that my “baby” is going to be two years old.)

Electronic Obsession
After a bestie of mine got a super cute tiny little laptop computer, I got bit by the computer bug. Mr. Bee and I have a huge weakness for the new and cool electronics on the market. We have iPods, laptops, pretty useful Blackberries (and Mr. Bee will be getting a new iPhone for work soon, which I can’t wait to play with!). So when I heard about this new “netbook” trend in the computer market, oh my ovaries, I wanted one. Almost as much as I want to get pregnant.

Okay, maybe not that much. I would definitely take a baby over a netbook at this point. Too bad babies don’t come with Bluetooth, though…

In order to not break the bank (and not buy yet another laptop in our roughly four laptop family), I hunted and searched and searched and hunted until I found my old Sony Vaio from law school.


I felt like Einstein when I realized that I already owned a small, light-weight laptop that I could bring on trips (like Vegas) with me to blog and look at porn whatnot. The only glitch? The battery is shot so I did have to fork over $70 for a new battery and, well, it’s kind of ghetto because it’s missing the letter L.

Yup, our former (well, she’s still a dog, just not ours anymore) (and just a little bit psycho) dog, took a shot at the laptop and popped the letter L off of the keyboard. But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason why she’s not our dog anymore (looooooooooong story). We could never figure out how to reattach the letter L and now only God knows where it ended up in the move.

But the good news is, there WILL be blogging in Vegas. Muuuaaahahahahaha!

Like the Clap, only better
Lastly, because this post has become way longer than I had intended, I was looking at Google Anal-tics again today and it seems that the Hive has grown/infected Southern California!

San Fran looks like hemorrhoids.

We used to have like ONE reader in San Diego and now the readership looks like herpes in the LA area! Hello to all our new readers and please don’t take me calling you herpes as an insult.

It’s really a term of endearment. I promise! I mean, at least I didn’t call you Gonorrhea or something.

Rambling On by Procol Harum

6 Responses to “Rambling On”

  1. Betts April 8, 2009 at 4:21 pm #

    I can’t wait to read your Vegas post and see how you manage to write without the letter “L”.

    Some sort of body snatcher sucked out my productivity and gave it to you and while it was at it, it gave me the cold you had a while ago. Enjoy that productivity because I’m taking it back next week.

  2. Jaci April 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm #

    How cute are you? I’m studying your hair to see if I can pull it off. (Seriously.) I have ZERO hair creativity.

    Also? I think I’m solar powered. If there is no sun, I’m a lazy bum.

  3. Mrs.Musings April 8, 2009 at 7:57 pm #

    I can TOTALLY see me on this map. I’m a herpe in socal. At least I’m not a butt worm.

  4. Heather R. April 8, 2009 at 9:02 pm #

    I just wanted to comment on something that amazes me. Your skin. It’s perfect and glowing. Total completion envy!

  5. Statler April 8, 2009 at 10:46 pm #

    Uhm…there was a little promo two weeks ago for HP employees… they are offering refurb HP mini computers for $299. Did ya wanna get one?

    • Mama Bee April 8, 2009 at 11:03 pm #

      Nah, I shouldn’t. I’m defragging my Vaio as we type…

      Thanks for the offer, though, Statler! :)

      ::Hugs:: Waldorf

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