Mom to Bee

“I love that jacket!” Oh, thanks. It too could be yours for $10 at Le Tar-jay. “You are just so bubbly! I love it!” Heh heh. It’s probably the wine. Or the cocktails. Or you are crazy. One of those. “You look so great!” Me?! I’m a hot mess. A hot, stinky garbage mess. See [...]

Me: Hey, Mr. Bee. This is weird. This article says that the Seals that killed Osama Bin Laden died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan. Mr. Bee: Hmmm. Bee: That IS weird! Seals shouldn’t be in a helicopter!! They should be in the water! Me: ((laughing hysterically)) Song Title: From Mouth Of Babes by Old [...]

I’ve been pretty lucky in my life, especially when it comes to my children. I can count on one hand how many times my heart has broken for my children. In fact, as far as Bee is concerned, it’s only happened twice. The first time was when Bee declared to the extended family her intention [...]

As I sit down to watch the Bachelorette Season Finale with my Trader Joe’s noshes and full glass of wine, the butterflies are actually starting to conga in my stomach in anticipation! I’m gonna need some serious tissues at the end of this episode fo shizzle. Immediately, we get to meet Ashley’s family, which consists [...]

ABC’s The Bachelorette – Episode 9 HELICOPTERS!! They brought back helicopters! Oh, shit. It was a sea plane. Dammit. After what seems like five hundred years of flashbacks, Ashley primps for her date with Ben when who knocks on the door? Ryan, the Tree Hugger! He is convinced that he and Ashley just need a [...]

For those of you who don’t know me personally or intimately even (not that way! Geesus, get your head out of the gutter…wink, wink, nudge, nudge), might not know that despite my dirty mouth and dirtier mind, I am actually quite the square. Like I didn’t drink until I was properly 21 years old square. [...]

This last weekend, Mr. Bee and I celebrated our 7th wedding anniversary. I’ll hold for your applause… I totally thought, “Yay for us! We are so bad ass!” and then the waitress at dinner pointed out a couple who was celebrating their 44th anniversary. Way to rain on my parade, lady. Anywho, Mr. Bee and [...]

ABC’s The Bachelorette – episode 8 This week’s episode began with an extra long “last week(s) on the Bachelorette,” sucking us in to watching everything that we just saw recapped…last week and the last 7 weeks. Cumming in Georgia Really, Constantine? You live in a town called Cumming? Was the name Splooging already taken by [...]

ABC’s The Bachelorette – Episode 7 (last week’s episode because I can’t get two minutes to rub together nowadays to blog, my sweet and patient readers!) Traveling to Taiwan Ashley and the boys are now on their way to the hidden jewel of Asia, Taiwan. Ashley informs us that “not very many people know about [...]

I love things. But not just things. I love things that hold other things. Sometimes even things that hold other things that hold other things. This is, well, one of those things. Mother’s Helper Pill Box – $12-15 (depending on store) Please note the “Better living through chemistry” which will soon be a rotating headline [...]