New Moon
24 Nov
Last Friday, a friend of mine had a birthday party where a few ladies got together to go see the new movie in the Twilight series, New Moon.
Okay, before you Twihards (which, gross, makes me think of erections) and anti-Twihards (yuck again) get all up in my grill, I must disclose that I’m only a partial TwiMom. Yes, I’ve read the books. YES, I think that the writing was horrific and that a bunch of monkeys throwing shit at a computer could’ve probably done a better job. Yes, I totally plan on seeing all of the movies. Roughly twelve times. Maybe thirteen.
Let’s just be honest. This is totally possibly the reason why the movies are so popular…
But not that I would ever dream of doing anything horribly offensive to this 17 year old. I mean, that would just be wrong and illegal, right? And totally delicious…
Quoting one of the ladies we were with, “I’d totally go all Mary Kay Letourneau on that shit!”
Did I mention that this was just a small group of girls going to the theater Friday night?
And if you look closely, you might notice our guest of honor for the night (besides the birthday girl, of course)…
To answer your questions:
1. Yes, that is a life-size cardboard cut-out of Edward Cullen. (A few of us ladies got it for the birthday girl along with bubble bath and wine so they could have a romantic evening together)
2. Yes, my arm fat really is that giggly (thanks for asking).
3. And yes, why I am humping Edward’s leg. The humping action was not captured as well as I had hoped in still photo.
It was a fabulous night of friends, drinks, hot dudes with no shirts on and pretty much every single piece of Twilight paraphernalia that is sold at Nordstrom.
I’d think about getting one of those cut-outs of Jacob if he didn’t have his stupid tee-shirt on… (*drool*)
Song title: New Moon by Paul Oakenfold
Wow, you’re in the fast lane on your way to Cougartown, aren’t you? Perv.
I can just imagine the hazing coming our way from this post! (And yes, I am the Dork Cougar in the Twilight shirt.) And you know what, I don’t care what any of you literary snobs think – TEAM EDWARD!
*sigh*
I’m Twilight obsessed. Read the books, Twilight 2.5 times. Reading New Moon, again, now. Saw the movies, own Twilight…plan on seeing New Moon no less then 2 additional times while in the theater. Love it all…and I’m a bit jealous of the card board cut out!