Comments on: My Humps http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=my-humps Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:59:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: jamy http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-1132 jamy Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:23:21 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-1132 that was hi-larious. that was hi-larious.

]]> By: Melissa http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-1023 Melissa Mon, 04 May 2009 14:23:39 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-1023 My daughter doesn't even call me mom. When she wakes up the first thing out of her mouth is mornin boobs there is also whats up boob, night boobs, stop with the boobs, tickle the boobs all the while messing with them this is every day she's even touching them now my favorite is bless you boobs when i sneeze! My daughter doesn’t even call me mom. When she wakes up the first thing out of her mouth is mornin boobs there is also whats up boob, night boobs, stop with the boobs, tickle the boobs all the while messing with them this is every day she’s even touching them now my favorite is bless you boobs when i sneeze!

]]> By: Kristen http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-957 Kristen Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:19:36 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-957 Yea Alexa is obsessed with my boobs too. Like grab at my shirt and mangle me in public obsessed. Yea Alexa is obsessed with my boobs too. Like grab at my shirt and mangle me in public obsessed.

]]> By: Pearl Wisdom http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-955 Pearl Wisdom Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:10:50 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-955 All I have to say is stay away from those 'gauzy capri pants' with nothing but elasitc in the waist that they are selling at Old Navy. they are super comfortable, and they look like the could be linen from a distance, but they can also be yanked down in the blink of an eye by someone 2 1/2 feet tall. if you must buy them, make sure you are wearing your good underwear. All I have to say is stay away from those ‘gauzy capri pants’ with nothing but elasitc in the waist that they are selling at Old Navy. they are super comfortable, and they look like the could be linen from a distance, but they can also be yanked down in the blink of an eye by someone 2 1/2 feet tall. if you must buy them, make sure you are wearing your good underwear.

]]> By: Darien http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-952 Darien Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:40:57 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-952 To be fair, I think I've had that reaction out of boredom at the Apple Store as well... To be fair, I think I’ve had that reaction out of boredom at the Apple Store as well…

]]> By: Donna http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-940 Donna Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:01:31 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-940 Bridget lifted her legs in a shopping cart and yelled "Dis my 'gina!" Oh, and on Christmas Day, she told my dad he had a penis. I think she was obsessed with genitalia for a while. It's since subsided. Bridget lifted her legs in a shopping cart and yelled “Dis my ‘gina!”

Oh, and on Christmas Day, she told my dad he had a penis.

I think she was obsessed with genitalia for a while. It’s since subsided.

]]> By: Yaya http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-939 Yaya Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:58:42 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-939 Hahaha! I love when kids say "Wow you've gotten SO BIG!" like they're giving you a compliment for growing! Hahaha! I love when kids say “Wow you’ve gotten SO BIG!” like they’re giving you a compliment for growing!

]]> By: Becky http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-938 Becky Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:52:49 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-938 I needed that laugh today. I heart you. And nothing (well, almost nothing) tops listening to my eldest, age 4, chronicling the decent of his poo from inside to outside. In the Target bathroom. While other people listened. Kids are designed, I think, to strip you of any sort of dignity. I needed that laugh today. I heart you.

And nothing (well, almost nothing) tops listening to my eldest, age 4, chronicling the decent of his poo from inside to outside. In the Target bathroom. While other people listened.

Kids are designed, I think, to strip you of any sort of dignity.

]]> By: Jaci http://www.momtobee.com/my-humps/comment-page-1/#comment-937 Jaci Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:05:24 +0000 http://www.momtobee.com/?p=875#comment-937 Nothing comes to mind with the big E...but I did witness my friend's humiliation as she walked up the steps with her hands full and her 4 year old son rubbing her butt the whole way. Obviously someone watched Daddy a little too closely? Instead of being funny, it was just...creepers. I'm waiting for the day when Elizabeth looks at me and says, "Mommy, you're fat!" At least, all of the old school L.A. Weight Loss commercials swear that's what happens. Nothing comes to mind with the big E…but I did witness my friend’s humiliation as she walked up the steps with her hands full and her 4 year old son rubbing her butt the whole way.

Obviously someone watched Daddy a little too closely?

Instead of being funny, it was just…creepers.

I’m waiting for the day when Elizabeth looks at me and says, “Mommy, you’re fat!” At least, all of the old school L.A. Weight Loss commercials swear that’s what happens.

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