Mind Games

25 Feb

My body is playing some fucked up mind games with me this week.

Yesterday, I was so puke-tastically nauseous that even a normal (albeit disgustingly foul) poopie diaper of Bee’s made me gag. I had to sit next to an open sliding glass door to even change it!

So because of said gag-arific-ness, I convinced myself this morning to go against my common sense (and a promise I made to myself to have more will power) and peed on yet another home pregnancy test.


That's a Big Fat Negative for those of you playing along at home

And now, this morning, I’m (sorry in advance for the TMI) spotting just a smidge. But I *never* spot at the beginning of my joyous time of the month.

So here’s the question, Body. When will you make up your god damn mind already? Just open the flood gates or give me a positive test already!! But this unknown bullshit is killing me!

Song title: Mind Games by Yoko Ono

6 Responses to “Mind Games”

  1. Betts February 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm #

    I’ve heard of implantation bleeding where you spot a bit with the embryo implants in the lining of the uterus. I don’t want to get your hopes up, but it’s food for thought.

  2. Erin February 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm #

    Because we’re friends I’m praying that you have nausea, become bloated, get incredibly forgetful/clumsy/emotional and eventually get cankles. Er, I mean I hope you’re pregnant! I totally feel you on the crappy diaper. Z had one in the beginning of my pregnancy that had me sweat, strip down to nothing, try to puke to no avail and then stand in front of a fan on the high setting. Try to explain that scene to a 2 year-old!

  3. MonsteRawr February 25, 2009 at 2:34 pm #

    It’s also possible that Baby Bee’s poo is especially toxic because she’s actually a mutant, and her super powers are just beginning to develop. I’m crossing my fingers for heat vision.

    • Mama Bee February 25, 2009 at 4:34 pm #

      I think the mutant idea is a possibility. But I think her best power is to drive me insane by insisting on watching the same single episode of The Backyardigans every. single. day. In fact, multiple times per day.

  4. Donna February 25, 2009 at 2:50 pm #

    Gah! I hate this waiting time. I’ll keep fingers crossed for you.

  5. Rachael February 25, 2009 at 10:02 pm #

    Oh my goodness, how frustrating! I hope that it’s just implantation spotting or whatever… I actually spotted very lightly and randomly throughout my pregnancy, and it’s fairly frequent for that to happen. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you!

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