Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard

10 Sep

They’re gone.

Totally gone.

My house is…empty. (Except for two dogs that won’t leave me alone)

My kids are at school! SCHOOL! BOTH OF THEM!!!

((cue happy dance))

Don’t get me wrong…like 7% of me is sad that Bug is starting Kindergarten today.

Sidenote: Dudes. My baby is five now! Can you believe it?! I’ve been gone from this blog for a *little* bit, huh?

As I was saying, after my little’s kindergarten teacher gave me a little poem about how she would take good care of my guy, etc. and whatnot, I’m afraid I did start to feel some of the feels. Slightly. It was more like heartburn really.

But once I got home, turned on my laptop and Netflix while eating a donut…yeah, those feelings went away right quick!

I’ve put in 8 years at home raising our two little boogers and now, NOW, it’s finally paid off! Almost six hours a day BY MYSELF. My brain can’t even handle the situation…like I can’t even fathom having that much time to clean the house, go to the gym (right?! We have a lot to catch up on…), run errands…

Okay, I can’t keep a straight face. You know I’m not gonna do any of that shit! (Okay, I *will* be going to the gym) But think of the cozy ass-shaped divot I will be creating in my couch while binge-watching Person of Interest on Netflix!!

Speaking of, the dude that played Jesus and the creeper from Lost are calling my name with their sweet siren song and these donuts aren’t going to eat themselves…

first day of school

Baby Bee isn’t so baby anymore and my little/big Bug!

Song title: Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard by Paul Simon

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