In a Word or 2
27 Jul
Ladies and Gentleman (singular – because seriously, it’s a taco fest at www.momtobee.com, right?), it’s time for yet another installment of Mama Bee’s Anal-tics (otherwise known as: crazy ass shit that people Google in order to find Mom to Bee).
People wanting to fuck moms
Really? Because I’m always worried that it’s like tossing a hot dog down a hallway at this point…
Wes asshole
Well, duh. I think King O’ the Douche Bags is more appropriate, but tomato/to-mah-to.
52-year mom hot
Give me 22 years, it’ll happen. (Seriously, I will sell my soul to the devil – or just, you know, have a TON of plastic surgery, but god damn it, it will happen.)
Annoying baby moms
I have NO idea what you are talking about.
Boy fucks mom while cooking him breakfast
Okay, really though? Like it’s not enough that she has to have sex, but you’re making the poor woman cook for you, too?! Wrong on so many levels.
Does lou ferrigno have tourettes?
All I know is that THIS Lou Ferrigno does:
Duggars spiral perm
I don’t have any answers for you, bebies. We’re all still trying to figure out that whole mess of a cult family.
Ed Robertson sexual fantasy
Yes, please.
Hated going to church memories
Preaching to the choir, buddy.
Hilarious photos of party people
Once again, NO idea why that would get people to my blog…
This last one is me at a Bridal Shower. You can’t take me anywhere.
Scriptures (everything from saving virginity to family at a wedding, conceiving a baby and family love)
Uh, maybe not the best place for scriptures…
Vulgar mom
(This one is for Pearl, but you know, not FOR Pearl…) Fuckity fuck fuck douche bag asshat.
Youtube the baby hit has mom and tall has mom fuck you
Ditto.
Song title: In a Word or 2 by Monie Love
Yikes! I am not sure if you should be proud or embarrassed either. On second, thought, fuck it. Be proud!
Seriously! There are some pretty crazy people who use Google. Or maybe it’s Google who has lost their shit… ’cause really, how Google do you google something like “Scriptures (everything from saving virginity to family at a wedding, conceiving a baby and family love)” and wind up here?
Am I the Gentle man? And who told you? ;-p
Your blog is so all those things and more.