Hot Hot Hot
28 Jul
Have you seen the weather forecast for Seattle lately?
All together class…
What. The. Fuck.
And can I please point out how unprepared Seattle is for such high temperatures?
Oh, no. I’m not talking about the lack of air conditioning (which, FYI, none of us have A/C here thankyouverymuch so STFU with you’re “Oh, it’s not that hot you whiners.” I swear to God, I will punch you in the throat.), or how quickly our pale, Edward Cullen-like skin burns in such weather (well, not mine. I sparkle like Edward, duh.).
No, I’m talking about how the meteorologists aren’t even prepared with enough space on their forecasts for 100 degree weather!!
Really, though, Steve Pool?
You can pretty much phone it in for 362 days of the year, but the ONE time that we have record-shattering heat, you can’t get off your lazy ass and expand the Excel spreadsheet column on your fancy little graphic to contain “100″?!
I’ll even make a new graphic for you. I’ll expect a shout out on the evening news.
Song title: Hot Hot Hot by Bina Mistry
man you crack me up! its seriously too hot!
oh it’s miserable isn’t it? at least we have each other.
I’m so totally dying here. My toddler went to sleep at 10 PM tonight. I dont think there’s much hope for the rest of us sleeping anytime soon. And it’s only going to get hotter tomorrow….
Dude. It’s awful here, isn’t it? I think you guys chose the wrong day to be in a hotel room; it’s totally hotel weather right now.
Stupid $0.
Stupid not affording hotel rooms.
Stupid fan that blows hot air around, doing NOTHING to cool me down.
Stupid, STUPID Seattle.
And STUPID people who tell us to stop whining. Easy to say that when you are PRESSED AGAINST YOUR A/C IN TEXAS.
This heat is a bunch of bitches.
Yeah, seriously Steve Pool.
Idiot. LOL
I totally talked about this blog to my friend today, I might be making her one of your stalkers followers too.
We need more tell-it-like-it-is weather forcasters.