Hose Me Down

29 Sep

This morning marks Day #2 of my food poisoning fun (otherwise known as Mama Bee’s Record Breaking Pooping – if you call shooting water out of your ass “pooping” – Day).

It’s almost as if the universe knows that I need blogging material and sent a nice batch of colon evacuating bacteria my way.

You’re welcome.

Today is also my Mommy’s Morning Out Tuesday (otherwise known as I Have The Awesomest MIL In The Universe And You Are Totally Jealous Day).

Luckily for me, that means I can spend the morning in my pajamas tucked away in the bedroom bathroom while Bee spends the morning watching westerns with Grandma.

Unluckily for me, that means I get to spend the morning that would have originally been spent shopping and having a follow-up appointment with my crazytown nurse on the toilet instead.

So I’ve traded one form of explosive shits for another.

Oooh, the irony.

Song title: Hose Me Down by Save the Wawona

2 Responses to “Hose Me Down”

  1. Mike September 29, 2009 at 10:21 am #

    Fair trade-off, I think.

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  2. Pearl Wisdom September 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm #

    ugh! why do you do this to me??? you know i am riveted by your tales o’ ass, but I am now equally interested in what’s going on with your vag… or maybe more specifically your uterus. please update accordingly.

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