Glee

9 Sep

Despite the rave reviews and hysteria surrounding Fox‘s new show Glee, I don’t like it.

I don’t love it.

I am fucking obsessed with it.

I ignored it. Then it caught my eye.

All those rumors. Would it be as wonderful as everyone said or would all those sweet nothings that have been whispered in my ear be only lies, dirty ugly lies?

But they weren’t lies.

And now I want to tell Glee, “Welcome to the neighborhood.”

And then I want to invite Glee out on a date, get it nice and sauced on a good Shiraz and then convince Glee that it really should stay over instead of going home tonight. Friends don’t let awesome television shows drive drunk, right?

Basically I want to make sweet, sweet love with Glee and make tons of tiny little Glee babies.

Because that show fucking rocks!

Song title: Glee by Honeydogs

6 Responses to “Glee”

  1. MrsM September 10, 2009 at 1:16 am #

    LMAO-I think I’m going to have to agree-well, except for the making sweet love part. =)

  2. Yaya September 10, 2009 at 2:33 am #

    Yup! I love it too!

  3. Leah September 10, 2009 at 6:41 am #

    Thats how I feel about Mad Men… and I don’t know if I have room in my love life for another show. I will think about it.

  4. Pearl Wisdom September 10, 2009 at 6:51 am #

    dammit, Mama Bee! I was down to one show, ONE! I was reading, dammit, READING! Now I must watch Glee.

    Hey, I like Shiraz too. Do you think you and I and Glee can have a threesome? I’ve got lube.

  5. Sharla September 10, 2009 at 11:19 am #

    Hehe. Crazy people are funny. You, of course, are the crazy people, and you’re hilarious.

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    [...] FOX’s Wednesday line-up actually debuted last week (alert! Set your TiVos now!!) SYTYCD, everyone’s favorite, followed up by Glee. I haven’t watched the season opener of SYTYCD yet, but I did sit down for Glee and was inspired to write a post focusing just on Glee. [...]

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