Forgive & Forget
9 Mar
In the last week, I’ve noticed a very horrifying and frightening trend spreading throughout this nation that threatens the very things I hold near and dear to my heart.
The trend is: Forgiveness.
Now before you go off and start thinking that I’m talking about some serious and grave topic, let’s not forget who we’re dealing with here.
Of course, I’m talking about The Bachelor.
From Ellen to my very own girlfriends, it seems like the majority of the world has forgiven Jason Mesnick for not only breaking the heart of sweet, dear Melissa, but doing it on national television.
But you want to know a secret?
I’m kind of forgiving him too. For all that’s worth, right? I mean, we were BFFs (before the letter, anyway).
I figure this guy actually is the real deal who just happened to have a temporary slip-up in to Douchebaggery or he is the greatest conman who ever lived.
Because I do not hand out forgiveness easily. But who can stay mad at this face:
Oh, did I say “face”? I meant “abs”.
Song title: Forgive & Forget by Alien Ant Farm
Time heals all wounds. I think you and Melissa are going to be fine. I heard a rumor that Melissa is going to be competing on “Dancing with the Stars” starting tonight on ABC at 8pm (set your TIVO?). She’s supposed to be a last minute replacement for Nancy O’Dell who had a knee injury during rehearsals. If you don’t watch DWTS, you should give it a try. It’s fun and exhilerating, and we get to vote.
back off, he’s MINE!!! *bears claws!!*
okay, i cant keep my mouth shut any longer. jason is a balding fink with a fake smile and and an even faker personality. he is the opposite of hot, i might give you adorkable, but beyond that… uhm no. i am sorry but i need a MAN, not someone i feel like i would have to defend in say… a seattle drug altercation or some other sketchy situation. jason probably squeals like a 3 year old girl when he sees a spider and says ‘eeew’ if you ask him to put air in the tires. i dont give a crap that he effed up and picked the wrong girl, that’s fine. he was a douche long before the melissaoooopsimeanmolly debacle.