Favorite Things

16 Jun

For a long time now, there have been little things, on and off, that I have wanted to share with you because, well, they kick some serious ass.

So I’ve decided to begin a new segment called (wait for it…)

 

The first item on my THINGS THAT KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS list is this brilliant creation:

Fake Parking Citations ($4.99 for a pack of five)

They are fake parking tickets that you fill out with all of the offender’s car information and leave on someone’s windshield! I love it! I can already see me using about 10 of these a day and sitting in my car, stalking, just to see the look on the person’s face when they think they really got a parking violation!

You can get these beauties on prankplace.com and I think this is going to be quite the upgrade from my handwritten notes that say: “You are a fucking asshole. The end.”

DISCLAIMER: No one, anywhere, from any business, has any idea who the fuck I am. I certainly am not being paid a goddamn cent for my reviews and/or suggestions. If pigs begin to fly and someone does decide to pay me for anything, you will be the first to know.

Song title: Favorite Things by Connie Talbot

One Response to “Favorite Things”

  1. Midori June 16, 2011 at 1:51 pm #

    Fantastic! Love these!

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