Everyday Is Halloween

After yesterday’s post to you asking you to have my baby because I love you so much (and we’d make some really cute babies, ifIdosaysomyself), I received so many questionable lovely comments! I feel like I should send all of you a beautiful restraining order Valentine or something.

As a gift to you, I wanted to point out that semi-new button over there –> that says “Subscribe to Mom to Bee“. I want to thank those four people (I’m totally not being sarcastic, I have a whopping FOUR people – sweet! It’s up to five now!!) who have subscribed to receive Mom to Bee in their inbox every day! If you too cry yourself to sleep when you accidentally miss a life-altering and/or brain-cell killing post of mine, you can click that handy dandy button and sign up to get my feed directly to your door every morning.

And by “door” I mean “computer”.

And by “every day” I mean “whenever I feel like posting or have a fascinating poo story to share with you.”

Speaking of fascinating posts (kidding. It’s not really fascinating), last night before Bee went down for the night the doorbell rang.

Now, some people might make fun, but Mr. Bee and I are of the opinion that the doors and windows should always be locked because if not surely mass murderers, scary demons and/or the boogeyman will kill us violently with dull spoons. And we also hate answering the door in fear of murderers or worse (religious zealots ::shudder::) may attack.

So when the doorbell rang after dark, it could only mean one thing…

Halloween Care Package Gremlins!

I was tagged by a neighbor and given a cute little Halloween care package! The only drawback is now I have to pay it forward within the next 24 hours.

So adding in a wine play date I have this afternoon (yes, it’s a play date with wine, pretty much the most awesome mommy get-together EVAR), tv night with the girls tonight, and having to watch Bee solo this evening, I don’t know how I’m going to get around to paying it forward this evening without just dipping in to our own Halloween candy stash that we bought at Costco last week.

I’m guessing it might be against “the rules” to re-gift an anonymous Halloween treat in order to pay it forward? And yeah, the likelihood that those rice krispy treats and peanut butter cup pumpkins are going to last through Bee’s nap this afternoon are slim. So really I’d just be re-gifting an empty Halloween paper plate.

Could I just write a note that I choose Trick instead of Treat this year?

Song title: Everyday Is Halloween by Ministry