Easy Skanking

16 Oct

Because I’m boring and don’t have much to chat about today besides the fact that my nervous stomach has come back in full force (fuck you, anti-anxiety medication), I’ve decided to take today a little easy by doing this Google Image Search Post. All you do is go to Google images and choose photos to go with each category…

My Favorite Beverage
coffee
maybe with a side of…
alcohol

My Hometown
f-dub
F-Dub! HOLLA! Our old house is just off the left side of this photo.

My Favorite Television Show
Yes.

Oh, you wanted me to be specific? It’s like trying to choose my favorite kid (which is thankfully easy right now)…
himym

My Occupation(s)
Mostly…
supermom

With a bit of…
blogger

and a dash of…
the wedding planner
And yes, J Lo’s depiction of my profession was totally spot on. All we do is look around dreamily while stealing the groom from the bride. Which is really difficult when you are busy getting your heel stuck in random manholes around town.

My First Car
crx
Dudes, it was all about the DeLorean-esque louvers on the back window. Super fly for a white guy.

My Favorite Dish
umi
I would gladly sell my left nut to eat Crispy Cali Rolls from Umi Sake House in Belltown every single day for the rest of my life. And by “my left nut” I really mean Mr. Bee’s left nut. Sorry, honey, but thems good eats.

A Celebrity I’ve Been Told That I Resemble
jenna elfman
Mr. Bee’s other nut could go for that haircut. Or, you know, I could just make an appointment at Gene Juarez…

A Celebrity on my “To Do” List
There are many, so I’m going to make it a three-way tie (or just a three-way! Bow chica wow wow!) between jim halpert
and
I hope my flashforward includes these guys!
minus that dead guy in the middle, of course.

My Favorite Children’s Toy
connectfour
It took the power of Facebook for me to remember the name of this classic, but it was always my favorite game!

Any Random Photo
random
When I typed in the word “Random” to the Google Images Search, this seriously is the photo that popped up. I’m not kidding. Apparently you don’t search for Chuck Norris, he searches for you.

What I Am Doing Tonight
tv_tivo_fulldpi
Like you’d expect any less of me? Or any more, as the case may be.

Song title: Easy Skanking by Bob Marley

2 Responses to “Easy Skanking”

  1. sissy2mom2b October 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm #

    Where the heck are Jermaine and Bret? Hello, I’d like to be in a Flight of the Conchords sandwich……*humming* “..junkies with monkey disease, who’s touching these monkeys? Please, leave these poor sick monkeys alone…”

  2. Betts October 16, 2009 at 5:22 pm #

    I swear you and Jenna Elfman were separated at birth. That is her, right? And that Chuck Norris thing is creepy hysterical. There are two words that don’t often get put next to each other.

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