Crazy Babies

13 May

The other day the kids and I were hanging out at Arla-Shay’s, as we normally do on any given weekday, when we overheard our spawn having this exchange:

M: I came out of my mommy’s ‘gina!!

Bee: Mine was easy as pie! Bug gave mommy a line (c-section scar) but I only gave mommy little lines (stretch marks).

Then the girls proceeded to decide who among them would have babies when they grow up (the are planning a lesbian wedding already! We’ve taught them well.)

Song title: Crazy Babies by Ozzy Ozbourne

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