Christmas Is Coming

14 Dec

This weekend has been chock full of Christmas-ey goodness! Friday night I traveled through super crappy traffic to the Dirty North for…

Santabator! (A photo history)

Nom. Nom. Nom.

Like I previously described, the ‘Bator festivities began with a LOT of food.
Like, kind of a ridiculous amount of food this year.

Happy Bday, Jesus!

I think we really out-did ourselves with the presents this year…

Heh. Heh. The box says ASS!

Obviously, we prefer non-sophisticated humor.

Owl versus Manatee is a fight no manatee can win.

You, too, can find an owl near you at the closest TJ Maxx.

Jacques, the angry cock.
He likes kisses.

Perv, the elf. By far the creepiest gift ever at Santabator.
You know, if you don’t count Santabator or Mrs. Clause…

Folders creep me out.

This gift deserves a blog post of it’s own!
Let’s just say, it’s an inside joke.

If it says Fuck Off, just use the Masturbation Kit complete with bullseye for target practice.

Choose your sleep mask: Let’s Fuck or Fuck Off!

Pirates say 'Arrrrrrr!!'

Did I mention that there was a large amount of Champagne consumed at the party too?

Next Post: Baby Bee makes Santa want to Retire…

Song title: Christmas Is Coming by A Charlie Brown Christmas Soundtrack

2 Responses to “Christmas Is Coming”

  1. Erinstr December 15, 2008 at 5:22 am #

    This party looks to be right from the pages of “Martha Stewart Living”. We miss all of you and your similar tastes in entertaining!

  2. Daniel December 15, 2008 at 5:39 pm #

    you’re friends are nuts, love it!

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