Mom to Bee

Who has the most awesome father in the whole wide world?

I do!

Why?

Because he found these to give as a gift to Baby Bee.

That’s right. Candy cigarettes. For his granddaughter.

I’m still laughing my ass off about it!

And I’m SO taking these to Vegas with me…

Okay, I know this should be entitled (almost) Wordless (almost not) Weekend, but I really wanted to post photos of Baby Bee’s Birthday Hoedown! Luckily, all attendees survived with both limb and mind intact.

Look at those boots!!

Yes, this is the *best* photo. Not a single smile!

Because I’m lazy (and have a wedding to coordinate tomorrow), here is a photo of Baby Bee from this time last year (her 11 month photo).

Isn’t she the cutest?! I mean, look at that chub!! Seriously. Cute.

I know it’s a little past the expiration date, but did I ever tell you guys that I live near The Griswolds?

I would hate living across the street from this guy. But the fact that I live in a different subdivision just makes this pure entertaining to drive by!

Your first glimpse of the house

My eyes! Dear God, my eyes!

Things to Note about said photo:

1. Sadly, this actually isn’t the worst photo ever taken of me. At least my makeup and hair look pretty good. Shit, I might use this for my Facebook photo from now on…

2. Mrs. J stealthily hiding behind her glass of vodka with a splash of vodka.

3. Mrs. J’s husband’s (Mr. J) freakishly large elf ear.

I promise Mr. Bee and I don’t always dress like this.

Just for date night.

(It was really for a surprise 30th birthday party for a close friend. And don’t worry, it *was* 70′s Disco themed.)

I’m in heaven. And will gain about 8 trillion pounds this weekend.

Okay, I could never be *completely* wordless. It’s against my nature.

Here is a not so recent photo of Baby Bee to keep you entertained through the weekend.

PS: Why do babies always sleep in on the weekends when your husband is around to help, but never on the mornings when you have to taken care of them solo?!

PPS: I get to go to a wedding this evening as a…wait for it…GUEST! Scathing judgmental reviews to come.