Mom to Bee

Being a 30-year old parent, I have found myself surrounded by two groups of friends: The Childless and The Parents (also known as Those Who Have Blown Out Their Vaginas or T.W.H.B.O.T.V.s for short). And don’t worry you Ceasarian-birth moms, you get an honorary blown out vagina. You’re welcome. Obviously I spend a lot of [...]

Since the majority of traffic on my blog visits this post, I thought I should give you my feelings on the highly debated and obviously very important topic currently on most Americans minds… The relationship of Jon and Kate Gosselin, from Jon & Kate Plus Eight. I know it’s no Darfur or Proposition 8, but [...]

And by “Frieda”, I mean “Baby Bee”. ‘Cause really, who names their kid Frieda?! (Sorry to all the Friedas that read this blog.) Anywho, so I’m pretty sure that if I didn’t have the vaginal scars to prove it (and if she wasn’t completely delightful, brilliant as all get out and isn’t the spitting image [...]