Mom to Bee

Funny story. Remember that one time, long long ago, when I said I was totally getting better. Yeah. Um, not so much. Apparently the shits were just scared off momentarily by the menstrual cramps. And Keegan and Greg, you wonder why you are like the only two boys who comment/read the blog? (Please reference previous [...]

Ah…Sweet Validation…First of all, tonight I’d like to thank my stalkers readers for all their comments and for completely validating my anti-douche propaganda yesterday! This morning while I watched Mr. & Mrs. Neighbor McDouchePants load a broom in to their storage container (yeah, it’s a good thing I have to park over in friggin’ Lebanon [...]

I was a bad monkey and kind of let yesterday slip as far as blogging and weigh management went. I’ll use my Birthday and the hell of yesterday as an excuse… Calories: didn’t keep track much Exercise: besides running around in circles trying to clean up the house, prepare dinner, and general stress, not much [...]

Yesterday’s calorie intake: 1614 (with a 1662 calorie goal) Yesterday’s exercise: 30 minutes of Wii Fit Yoga Oh yeah baby! Video games = exercise now! Sweeeeeeeet! Today’s weight: almost 145 Song Title: Phat or Wack by The Insane Clown Posse

Yesterday’s calorie intake: 1643 (with a 1580 calorie goal)Damn you, McDonald’s and your tasty tasty food… Yesterday’s exercise: None.You’re surprised, aren’t you? Today’s weight: The Wii Fit says 144.5! YAY!

One characteristic that Mr. Bee and I share is our complete lack of patience, especially if it has to do with gift giving. It’s very likely that I will get shaken awake at midnight on Christmas Eve/Christmas morning to open presents (since it’s technically Christmas). Whenever we give each other birthday presents, I think we [...]

Yesterday’s calorie intake: 1435 (with a 1580 calorie goal) Yesterday’s exercise: None. Meow meow. Today’s weight: 144-145ish

Yesterday’s calorie intake: 2023(with a 1580 calorie goal)Today’s excuse was that last night’s dinner was at Mr. Bee’s mom in celebration of my birthday this coming week. I even saved up calories for it, but still went over my daily goal. Wah waah. Yesterday’s exercise: None(besides carrying around 20+ lb Baby Bee with me everywhere. [...]

Yesterday’s calorie intake: 1676(with a 1716 calorie goal)…counting the calories I earned back by exercising Yesterday’s exercise: did a 20-minute jog/run/walk on the treadmill, which totally kicked my lazy butt.It’s sad how much I was sweating afterwards. But I did it! I finally did it. Now to go watch some TiVo… Today’s weight: 146

Best Low Calorie Lunch YetHomemade tuna salad on thinly sliced and toasted pieces of Panera Bread Asiago Cheese demi loaf. Taaaaaaaaaaaaasty.