Mom to Bee

This week, because this show is totally based in reality, our oh-so-hawt Bachelor Ben and his suitors travel to Puerto Rico to get their latino on. Was that racist? Anyways, I mean who DOESN’T travel to 8500 cities for their first dates with a new boyfriend? I mean, I totally did! Seattle…West Seattle…Tukwila…even Olympia! Don’t [...]

Backup title for this week’s post “I feel like I made a mistake. I was honest.” Also Monica: “This is where I’ll be Mama Bear. Fuck her!” Can you believe that Ben and these crazy bitches have been in our lives for a whole sweet month already? This week, everyone travels to Park City, Utah [...]

As we visit week 3 (sorry for the delay folks), we join Bachelor Ben and his League of Evil Suitors in California, this time in Ben’s “home town” (he seems to have many) of San Francisco. Here, Ben has some soda with his sister and declares that she would LOVE Courtney, the evil bitch queen, [...]

Episode 2 of the Bachelor Ben Bananza brings us to tasty, wine-soaked Sonoma so the girls can get a taste of what it will be like uprooting their lives to live where Ben lives. Because great and lasting relationships always start like that, right? One person sacrificing everything to fit in to a perfect little [...]

Hi there! I think we might know each other? I write in this crusty and damp part of the photosphere that I like to call Mom to Bee…Have you heard of it? Tens of people used to read it, you know, before I went on an unannounced and unexpected blog sabbatical. Also, this post will [...]

As I sit down to watch the Bachelorette Season Finale with my Trader Joe’s noshes and full glass of wine, the butterflies are actually starting to conga in my stomach in anticipation! I’m gonna need some serious tissues at the end of this episode fo shizzle. Immediately, we get to meet Ashley’s family, which consists [...]

ABC’s The Bachelorette – Episode 9 HELICOPTERS!! They brought back helicopters! Oh, shit. It was a sea plane. Dammit. After what seems like five hundred years of flashbacks, Ashley primps for her date with Ben when who knocks on the door? Ryan, the Tree Hugger! He is convinced that he and Ashley just need a [...]

ABC’s The Bachelorette – episode 8 This week’s episode began with an extra long “last week(s) on the Bachelorette,” sucking us in to watching everything that we just saw recapped…last week and the last 7 weeks. Cumming in Georgia Really, Constantine? You live in a town called Cumming? Was the name Splooging already taken by [...]

ABC’s The Bachelorette – Episode 7 (last week’s episode because I can’t get two minutes to rub together nowadays to blog, my sweet and patient readers!) Traveling to Taiwan Ashley and the boys are now on their way to the hidden jewel of Asia, Taiwan. Ashley informs us that “not very many people know about [...]

ABC’s The Bachelorette – Season 7, Episode 6 First of all, let’s start out this week’s recap with a little disclosure that while watching and blogging the “A notorious former contender returns” episode, Arla-Shay and I are competing in a Bachelorette drinking game. “Bentley” = 1 chug “per-fact” = 2 chugs Ashley wearing a button [...]