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Favorite Things

6 Jul

I love things.

But not just things.

I love things that hold other things.

Sometimes even things that hold other things that hold other things.

This is, well, one of those things.

Mother’s Helper Pill Box – $12-15 (depending on store)

Please note the “Better living through chemistry” which will soon be a rotating headline in my banner!

So basically this is a case that holds pills which hold my happiness. If it had it’s own carrying case, I might actually have a seizure.

DISCLAIMER: No one, anywhere, from any business, has any idea who the fuck I am. I certainly am not being paid a goddamn cent for my reviews and/or suggestions. If pigs begin to fly and someone does decide to pay me for anything, you will be the first to know.

Song title: Favorite Things by Connie Talbot

Favorite Things

16 Jun

For a long time now, there have been little things, on and off, that I have wanted to share with you because, well, they kick some serious ass.

So I’ve decided to begin a new segment called (wait for it…)

 

The first item on my THINGS THAT KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS list is this brilliant creation:

Fake Parking Citations ($4.99 for a pack of five)

They are fake parking tickets that you fill out with all of the offender’s car information and leave on someone’s windshield! I love it! I can already see me using about 10 of these a day and sitting in my car, stalking, just to see the look on the person’s face when they think they really got a parking violation!

You can get these beauties on prankplace.com and I think this is going to be quite the upgrade from my handwritten notes that say: “You are a fucking asshole. The end.”

DISCLAIMER: No one, anywhere, from any business, has any idea who the fuck I am. I certainly am not being paid a goddamn cent for my reviews and/or suggestions. If pigs begin to fly and someone does decide to pay me for anything, you will be the first to know.

Song title: Favorite Things by Connie Talbot


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