Mom to Bee

When it comes to driving, there are many things that I find irritating. #1: Crazy bitches/douchebags. #2: Pretty much every single driver in the state of Washington. #3: These disgusting things: But if there is one thing that I simply don’t understand, it’s the grown adults who plaster their cars with cartoon characters. Seriously, people, [...]

When I left you on Monday, I was just starting the delicious laxative prep prescription to make my bowels shiny and clean for my colonoscopy. What I somehow failed to mentioned was that, by the time I started drinking the shit stuff, I was already is a piss poor mood. Seriously, not eating any solid [...]

At the end of this last week, Baby Bee’s super sexy boyfriend (can you say a toddler super sexy in jest without it coming across as disgusting and pervy? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Sorry ’bout that.) found out that he has, well, a temporary “condition.” Well, there’s no easy way to say this, so [...]

I. Hate. Walmart.On Tuesday, I was forced to shop at Walmart in order to finish my Xmas shopping. I say “forced” because ever since the documentary Walmart: The High Cost of Low Prices, Mr. Bee & I pretty much refuse to spend money at the soul-sucking, small-town-ruining, employee-abusing corporation. In fact, we regularly refer to [...]

Check this out: Possible Troll Sighting Does the Hive have it’s first ever troll? Am I just misinterpreting “Bubble’s” comment? Is it bad that part of me is bummed and the other part is thrilled that I have a douchebag troll? Update: DEFINITELY troll(s). I seriously love that such a tame post actually offended someone! [...]

I should preface this post by explaining that I have a theory about people. My theory is that if someone insists they are something, they probably aren’t. Example: Someone who constantly proclaims to be cool, probably isn’t. I bring this up because this evening, while surfing online for some local Mommy Groups, I came across [...]

The Coffee DebateRecently, McDonald’s has started a new advertising campaign featuring their “gourmet” coffee. The ads invite you to partake in non-snobby coffee. I decided to take them up on their offer and do a little taste test of my own. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am the coffee snob of all coffee snobs. [...]

No. No! NO!! DON’T TOUCH THAT!!Happy (belated) Fourth of July everybody! Today the Bee Family just got back from a 2-day visit to Nana & Poppa’s Lake House out in Shelton. At the left (see photo), you’ll see my overnight bag. Oh yeah, you heard me right. That is my overnight bag for the trip. [...]

The Monopolistic Cable Company just finished “hooking up” (read: flipped a stupid switch and plugged in our modem in to the jack) our cable television and broadband internet. Things are looking up, my friends! (If you’ve wondered how I’ve been blogging and emailing in the interim, I can tell you that I absolutely wasn’t stealing [...]

In order to not lose my mind, I will refrain from rehashing this weekend’s moving events. Long story short: Mama Bee & Baby Bee are not transitioning to apartment life well. Baby Bee refuses to sleep or do anything normally. Oh wait! That’s only when I’m around!! And, as most moms would expect, I am [...]