Hot Hot Hot
28 Jul
Have you seen the weather forecast for Seattle lately?
All together class…
What. The. Fuck.
And can I please point out how unprepared Seattle is for such high temperatures?
Oh, no. I’m not talking about the lack of air conditioning (which, FYI, none of us have A/C here thankyouverymuch so STFU with you’re “Oh, it’s not that hot you whiners.” I swear to God, I will punch you in the throat.), or how quickly our pale, Edward Cullen-like skin burns in such weather (well, not mine. I sparkle like Edward, duh.).
No, I’m talking about how the meteorologists aren’t even prepared with enough space on their forecasts for 100 degree weather!!
Really, though, Steve Pool?
You can pretty much phone it in for 362 days of the year, but the ONE time that we have record-shattering heat, you can’t get off your lazy ass and expand the Excel spreadsheet column on your fancy little graphic to contain “100″?!
I’ll even make a new graphic for you. I’ll expect a shout out on the evening news.
Song title: Hot Hot Hot by Bina Mistry
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