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20 Oct

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Why do spam comments on my blog think I want to see Miley Cyrus, Pamela Anderson or Charlie Gibson naked? Okay, maybe they’ve got something with Charlie Gibson…

Kidding! That’s just wrong (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

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Seriously my spam comments have gotten kind of insulting. They’ve started referencing how much they love my blog and how they will definitely be back to read more. But they are totally spambot comments. So do I post them because I’m a narcissistic attention whore who loves compliments or delete them? You’ve won this round, Spambots.

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Do other people love Halloween photos as much as parents? I mean, obviously every parent think that their kid is the cutest thing since dead kitten mittens, but do the Interwebs really care about seeing how adorable my daughter is dressed as an octopus?

I knew you’d say yes.

I think that's a smile

Mr. Bee and Baby Octopus Bee

The ABC Gang

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I’m really missing my Kid-Free Tuesday Mornings. Now that I have my crazy town appointments every week, I’m lucky to squeeze in a half hour or so of just “me” time. Which usually is “blog” time, hence the lack of daily posts lately. However, crazy town appointments do make for good blog fodder…

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You know you live in Western Washington when there is a torrential downpour for more than a week and every time you mention the weather, the other person responds with, “Isn’t it great?! This summer was too hot!”

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Speaking of Washingtonians, I’m fairly certain that any driver who drives below the speed limit and/or disregards any or all traffic signage (I’m talking to you, retarded driver who misses your off ramp on the freeway and instead of getting off at the next off ramp, you stop and BACK UP until you can make your exit. What. The. Fuck.), should be sent off to Gitmo.

Any driver who insists on driving exactly the speed limit (it’s just a recommendation, people. Come on!), should be violently caned in a public square.

And all drivers who get out of my way while I drive like a banshee on fire should be awarded a Medal of Honor.

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Today as I waited for my hazlenut mocha in the drive thru lane of Starbucks, I got to hear a male barista decide to address the customers on the intercom with a really thick (and fake) French accent.

It. Was. Awesome.

Seriously, that’s exactly what I needed at 9:30 on this gloomy, fogged-in morning. Totally made my day.

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Hey Interwebs, what’s on your mind this morning?

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Song title: Random Thoughts by L.I.F.E. Long

The Buzz

6 Aug

Why does every “guest visitor” on Barney and Friends look like a child molester?

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I swear to God I will write this week (yeah, yeah, I know it’s Thursday already). I can’t believe I haven’t finished my Bachelorette Finale post yet. *sigh*

That’s what I get for watching things live. I swear, next season if I watch anything live at someone’s house, I don’t care how retarded I look, I’m bringing my laptop with me. I just can’t handle having to watch the two hours all over again to blog about it. My ADD can’t handle it.

The Buzz

31 Jul

CLICK FOR FREE STUFF!!
Don’t forget to enter our very first Giveaway for free Tea children’s clothing!

Have you checked out SugarBabies online yet? Almost tooth-achingly sweet.

Or maybe that was all the chocolate I ate today…

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I think Mr. Bee and I have been watching Deliverance too much in front of Bee*.

Today, as I forced (literally, I was having to hold her down physically on the bed – she was acting like a crazy person) her down for a nap, she kept squealing at the top of her lungs, “SQUEAL LIKE A PIG! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!”

Maybe I should fast forward through that part of the movie from now on.

Jesus Christ, don’t call CPS on me. We don’t watch that kind of stuff in front of the kid.

She’s too busy watching Dexter with me online.

The Buzz

30 Jul

CLICK FOR FREE STUFF!!
Don’t forget to enter our very first Giveaway for free Tea children’s clothing!

Seriously, it’s free stuff, people! Don’t get lazy on me now!!

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After being told that I need to post far more often to appease the masses (read: the two people that actually read this piece of shit blog), I’ve decided to create “The Buzz”, which is a fun bee-related way of saying “You are about to read a bunch of random shit that won’t make up an entire blog post and will probably not be at all entertaining.”

See how “The Buzz” is far more catchy?

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The other day, a friend of mine, while describing the blogs she reads, compared me to…wait for it…The Bloggess.

Needless to say, I wet myself a little.

And then realized that my friend must be popping pills to think that I am in any way as funny as The Bloggess.

Or illiterate.

Could be both.


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