Mom to Bee

Ah, Vegas. Vegas, Vegas, Vegas. Needless to say, Sissy and I had a superb time on our trip last weekend forever ago (sorry), despite having been somewhat molested by the TSA on our way out of Seatac. Seriously, folks. It seems our choices were either getting a full body xray or having my labia rubbed [...]

This time next week, I will be in warm Las Vegas for a long girls weekend with Sissy. I won’t have to be a mom. I won’t have to be a wife. I’ll get to be me. Just me. Well, me with a daiquiri. And hopefully a tan. Because Lord knows you do NOT want [...]

Despite, or maybe because of, all our fantastic purchases on the first day of the Goodwill Glitter Sale, Sissy and I decided to brave the crowds again for Day Two of the Glitter Sale. Can I just point out that I not only woke up on a Saturday morning at the butt crack of dawn, [...]

I know I owe you all a post about the uber fabulous, ridiculous, fantastic, wonderfully successful Goodwill Glitter Sale that I went to this weekend, but since I took approximately 8 million photos of my finds (and didn’t get to sleep in past 5 o’clock the last two days), it’s probably going to take me [...]

I almost died the other night. Fer reals, yo. On Saturday, Sissy and I slapped on our waterproof mascara, packed our pockets full of garlic and crucifixes, and generally prepared to have the shit scared out of us. See, one of Sissy and I’s favorite things to do is to see a good scary movie. [...]

I have a secret. Did I mention that I’m terrible with secrets? I’ll be able to tell you about this secret in a few weeks, but I do fear that if I don’t get to talk about it soon my brain will explode in to tiny little gossiping fragments, killing me instantly and/or resulting in [...]