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Mommy’s Little Helper

7 Aug

Last week, right before the Auburn Road Rally of 2009, I finally had an appointment with a doctor to discuss my craziness anxiety issues. After having the ass camera procedure and analyzing (and over-analyzing) my symptoms, I became 99% certain that I have some sort of general anxiety disorder that has been YEARS in the [...]

A Beautiful Mistake

6 Jul

I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that it turns out that my colonoscopy is scheduled for NEXT week, not THIS week. The bad news is that I have to get a camera ceremoniously (I assume that it will have some sort of pomp and circumstance involved) shoved up my ass [...]


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