Mom to Bee

[/begin rant] Okay, so this is kind of a random post (shocker!), but what the hell is up with the annoyingly (and dangerously) inattentive parents out there? Don’t worry, this isn’t some annoying blanket statement judging all parents (I’ll save that for another post). There is a very specific annoying kind of parent that I [...]

Help me out here, people: Is there something about me that just screams, “That lady needs a bit of meat in her!!” See, no matter how hard I try to convey to Panera that Mama simply wants an egg and cheese bagel, those tricksy sandwich makers seem to try to slip their meat in every [...]

To all of those people “mourning” the first anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death and comparing it to the “loss of a family member”… …you are turds who have obviously never lost a family member or someone close to you before. /rant Song title: Speechless by Michael Jackson

Dear Completely Unobservant and Neglectful Mother from Newcastle Beach Park on Thursday, Wow. Seriously, lady. Just wow. When my sister and I, who by the way were sitting next to the play area in order to keep an eye on our children, first noticed your daughter in one of the toddler swings, we didn’t think [...]

And by “funk”, I mean “funkiness”. Can I get a what what?! Okay, I’ll stop now… Since I am bone dry of any sort of creativity at all, I’ve decided to take some time today to tell you all sorts of things that you’ve never needed and/or wanted to know about me. 1. I was, [...]

Oh. Em. Gee. people. I have so much stuff fluttering around in my cranium, it’s not even funny. Here’s a quick download of recent events and hopefully I’ll get a chance to blog about all this stuff soon! – How in God’s Green Earth is it SEPTEMBER already?!?! – Sissy’s family and ours just spent [...]

Recently, some drama arose regarding a very old post, which honestly is such old news. I could go in to the sordid, dramatic details but rehashing the hurt feelings from my honest and, if I do say so myself, hilarious words would probably only make things worse at this point. But it does flow nicely [...]

Most of you are probably aware of the, let’s call them, enthusiastic clown fuckers Cirque Du Soleil fans I had trolling my blog yesterday. Thanks to Google Analytics, I was finally able to figure out how they found my blog in the first place. I finally found the Cirque forum where this was posted under [...]

Check this out: Possible Troll Sighting Does the Hive have it’s first ever troll? Am I just misinterpreting “Bubble’s” comment? Is it bad that part of me is bummed and the other part is thrilled that I have a douchebag troll? Update: DEFINITELY troll(s). I seriously love that such a tame post actually offended someone! [...]

The men’s beach volleyball team of Dalhausser and Rogers have numerous sponsors. One is apparently Oakley Sunglasses because even though the glare from the lenses prevents them from playing well, they refuse to take the glasses off. So they just took the lenses out: Do they realize that they are totally copying Twitch? Song title: [...]