Mom to Bee

Most of the time, I can’t figure out how to explain to childless individuals how simply amazing being a mom can be. I think this may work though: Last night, as I was putting Bee to sleep by singing our nightly songs (SEVEN songs, to be exact), Bee declared that she was mad. You see, [...]

Since this is a busy week and we have shit to do (AND I’m still ramping up from feeling like shit on a stick the last two weeks), here is another video to entertain you until I’m back to full blogging awesomeness. Every day, roughly eight hundred million times a day, Bee insists that we [...]

Okay, so she’s not wearing her octopus costume as promised, but hopefully you’ll enjoy this little diddy anyway. For those of you who are not fluent in Toddler, I have put a translation below. “You can tell everybody, this is your song. It might be quite simple but now that it’s done. I hope you [...]

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A few weekends ago, Bee’s Nana and Poppa (my parents) had the opportunity to take Bee and two of her cousins to a VIP early viewing of a new exhibit at the Experience Music Project (EMP). Besides having to get Bee up to Seattle by 9am that morning, and then spending the rest of the [...]

Did you ever have one of those moments where you’re chillin’, soaking in the bathtub, listening to Weird Al on your iPod (yeah, I listen to “It’s All About The Pentiums” in the bath. You gotta a problem with that?) and writing your next blog post in your head about how weird it is that [...]

Since I’m lacking any blog inspiration (or blogspiration?), I thought I’d post the photos of my Bachelor adventure for your viewing pleasure, which I finally received this last week! Please now view and be pleased. I promise I’ll have something better for you soon…hopefully. Song title: Evidence Of Love by Air Supply

Since I have about 35 draft posts that have never come to fruition, I’m going to be a huge Ravings of a Mad Housewife copy cat and post a couple of blog farts for you this wonderful afternoon! Sunshine Productivity I can not tell you how productive I have been the last three days. You [...]

Honestly, Sawyer can call me anything he wants to as long as he calls me!! While I wipe the drool off of my chin from staring at this photo too long, you can find out what Sawyer would call you by clicking on the photo above!