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Do You Want To Break Up?

28 Jan

I think I found out who stop following me and I think it was one of my favorite bloggers. Sigh. Do You Want To Break Up? by Eurythmics

Joy and Pain

21 Jan

The results are inI am officially… … … not pregnant. Fuck you, January. Fuck. You. February, you’re mine. All MINE! And just to make things sweeter, apparently my uterus has decided to revolt against me for my attempts to knock her up again. Not only do I have my lovely little monthly visitor, but she [...]

Stone In My Shoe

19 Jan

Are you one of them? * * * * *[Open Scene]News Years Eve.Lights up on a moderately-sized condominium overlooking the Seattle skyline. A small group of sophisticated 30-somethings socialize while drinking wine and awaiting the New Years fireworks display. A knock on the door reveals a new-comer, dressed in a sweet little black party dress [...]

Hurt so Bad

21 Oct

I think I broke a toe today.And unfortunately, it’s one of my toes. A Re-enactmentOpen on a quaintly messy living room. An adorable young toddler plays on the couch while a loving mother tends to her. When the beautiful and graceful young mother (hey, it’s my re-enactment…) approaches her young daughter, a threatening, nay, homicidal [...]


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