Mom to Bee

Okay, first of all, how totally awesome it is that I had my choice of THREE song titles that feature the word “placenta”? Pretty awesome, I think. While we happen to be on the topic of placentas (best transition EVER), this morning I got a message from the hospital saying that the doctor reviewed my [...]

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I just sat down and watched a few episodes of “17 Kids and Counting”, including “The Very Duggar Wedding” episode. Here are a few of my thoughts: 1. What 2. The 3. Fuck No seriously, what the hell is going on with these people?! First of all, Mrs. Duggar’s baby hole must be the size [...]

I was just perusing Google Analytics to see where you visitors are finding my blog, but instead I learned that three people have found Mom to Bee by searching for: How to make a shiv Seriously, though? What the fuck. #1: Where do I ever make a reference to shivs (is that the correct plural [...]