Mom to Bee

Bee: Daddy, can you take Bug to another room so I can play? Mr. Bee: Sure, honey. In just a minute. Bug walks past Mr. Bee, trips and falls. Bug starts crying. Bee: Aaaaaawkward… Song title: My Daughter by Bermuda Mavericks

Me: Hey, Mr. Bee. This is weird. This article says that the Seals that killed Osama Bin Laden died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan. Mr. Bee: Hmmm. Bee: That IS weird! Seals shouldn’t be in a helicopter!! They should be in the water! Me: ((laughing hysterically)) Song Title: From Mouth Of Babes by Old [...]

This last weekend, Mr. Bee and I celebrated our 7th wedding anniversary. I’ll hold for your applause… I totally thought, “Yay for us! We are so bad ass!” and then the waitress at dinner pointed out a couple who was celebrating their 44th anniversary. Way to rain on my parade, lady. Anywho, Mr. Bee and [...]

First of all, I totally apologize for the photo-heavy posts lately! I have to take this crawl out of the pit of sleep-deprivation and bloglessness slowly… So last weekend, for my parent’s 40th wedding anniversary (which, wow, seriously. FORTY YEARS!?), the whole family got together for a professional photo shoot. Yeah, I know. I’m a [...]

I don’t want to be a braggart or anything, but you will be totally be jealous of my evening last night. I mean, not everyone gets to enjoy a home-cooked meal (*cough* nachos *cough*) and then enjoy a relaxing bath while being serenaded. By a three year old. Did I say jealous? I meant “entertained”. [...]

While I attempt to remember and document my first night of boozahol-fueled debauchery in, oh, probably like a year and a half, please enjoy this hormone-spiking photo taken this weekend by Mr. Bee. I can’t stop staring at this photo, even when the subjects are right in front of me. Kids are so much cuter [...]

FYI: If you’d like to follow the “blow-by-blow” action that is my impending labor and delivery of Cletus the Fetus, you should “like” the Official Mom to Bee Facebook Fan page. Updates including, but not limited to, me cussing out anyone around me and blaming Mr. Bee for “doing this to me”. Song title: Blow [...]

Kids are awesome. But as parents, we all know a little secret. Our own kids are Full of the Awesome. You know, more than your kids. We try not to brag. Maybe we might mention that it only took 2 1/2 days for our kid to potty train, she might impress doctors and nurses at [...]

A few weeks back, my in-laws gave me a gift certificate for a maternity massage at Gene Juarez. First of all, best present ever! Secondly, I can’t believe it took me so long to make the appointment, but I finally got around to scheduling my massage for this week. Maybe it’s just me (I’m guessing [...]

Okay, first of all, I need to apologize to all of you that spent last week sitting vigil at your computers awaiting a new Mom to Bee post in vain. Wait, what? Really? You aren’t just hanging on my every foul word? God dammit. Anywho, there is a totally good reason for my recent absence [...]