Archive | humor RSS feed for this section

It’s Not Unusual

17 Apr

Belly Button Humor

This totally grosses me out but I love the Mom’s reaction!

Don’t make me shiv you, eh, hoser?

31 Mar

Inmate killed after riot at British Columbia prison
By Associated Press
AGASSIZ, British Columbia – An inmate at a federal prison in Agassiz, British Columbia, has been killed after an uprising.

CKNW, a radio station in Vancouver, says inmates at Mountain Institution started breaking windows around 10 p.m. Saturday.

The station identified the man killed as 39-year-old Michael Andrew Gibbon. A spokesman for Corrections Canada says it’s unclear if Gibbon was attacked or got caught up in the violence.

Mountain Institution is a medium-security prison east of Vancouver that houses almost 500 inmates.

Not to make light of the situation, but I just have the hardest time wrapping my mind around Canadians in prison. Canadia (as I call it) just seems like the most docile country. I just imagine the prisoners sitting around eating back bacon and maple syrup and discussing the complexities of hockey or curling. And I love how the article says that there was an “uprising.” Not a riot. Just a game of hop-scotch gone wrong.

Parenting Joke of the Day

27 Mar

Care of MetroDad:

A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver says: “Holy shit. That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat near the rear of the bus.The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what’s wrong.”The bus driver insulted me,” she fumes.

The man sympathizes and says: “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”"You’re right,” she says, “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a great idea,” the man says. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

This pretty much describes Mama Bee…

26 Mar

I love this comic!