Mom to Bee

I Know It’s Not Thanksgiving Yet……but I’ve definitely been swept up by the holiday spirit. Since I’m not terribly religious, the holiday season (or Festivus, as we lovingly call it in the Bee Home) consists of mostly decorations, presents and food. And since I ain’t getting off my lazy ass to cook today, let’s talk [...]

I was really excited upon discovering that our new home is about a mile away from the train tracks. No, really. I was excited because now that cool, folksy sound of the train whistle is going to be part of Baby Bee and Not Yet Conceived Baby Numero Dos’s childhood! That is, until I realized [...]

This is what I looked like a few days ago, after moving in to our house: And this is what I looked like after mowing our 0.25 acre lot by myself for the first time: Song title: The Grass Is Greener by Brenda Lee

OMG, I have so much to catch up on.So, obviously, the biggest recent news is that we’re now living in our new home. Here are a few shots of the view from the backyard on our first night here:Despite the beautiful surroundings, the house looks like Hurricane Gustav hit it. Specifically, my kitchen. And my [...]

YAY!We officially have the keys to the new house! Baby Bee and I went over straight away and danced in the kitchen together singing, “This is our new house! This is our new house!” Okay, well I sung and danced around, but Bee had a pretty good time, too! Yeah, the neighbors probably think they [...]

Today we signed the paperwork on the new house!! Now we are in “Waiting to Exhale” mode. Otherwise known as the “Give me the fucking keys to my pretty new house because I hate the crap hole I live in and the douche bag who blows cigarette smoke in to my open screen door even [...]

Holy crap balls! I just scheduled our signing for the new house for Monday morning! Is this really happening?! Is the house really going to be ours?!?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Song title: Write It Down by Bleach

Remember this place? Well, I just got a call from our RE agent and… IT’S OURS!!!! The bank approved the sale and now they want to close by the 27th of, wait for it, THIS MONTH! HOLY CRAP BALLS! Our inspection is tomorrow morning!! I’m kind of shitting my pants. And have a stupid giant [...]

If you are new to the Bee Hive, Mr. Bee and I have been house hunting since, well, March or earlier. We’ve gone through some trials and tribulations trying to find our perfect home and since we plan on staying in our next home 15+ years, we really want it to be perfect. Enter: Our [...]

Where you at son?The drawback with having a blog that strangers stalkers people read is that they actually notice when you don’t blog for a few days! Mama Bee has been crazy busy this week, but don’t worry my little honeys, I’ll be back and blogging before you can say “WTF, there is nothing on [...]