Mom to Bee

In case you didn’t realize, last weekend was a really important date to children all around the nation. Daylight Savings. Duh. Oh, and Halloween, too. Along with the obligatory ten pounds that I will gain from the twenty metric fuck-tons of Halloween candy we have left over (you’d think with this economy there would’ve been [...]

After yesterday’s post to you asking you to have my baby because I love you so much (and we’d make some really cute babies, ifIdosaysomyself), I received so many questionable lovely comments! I feel like I should send all of you a beautiful restraining order Valentine or something. As a gift to you, I wanted [...]

A few weeks ago, while ignoring parental responsibilities socializing at a playdate, I realized that a bunch of moms were already discussing the costumes they had purchased for Halloween. What the fuck, people! It’s not even October yet?! But apparently, I am way behind in my costume hunting, so I immediately began perusing the Interwebs [...]

Picture an “S” where my toe should beSo…when I posted last week about my “broken toe,” I can admit that I was being a bit dramatic. Sure, my toe hurt like a sonofabitch when I slammed it in to the ottoman the ottoman attacked me unprovoked, but it was just a bad bruise, right? Well [...]